So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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