quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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