I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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