all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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