youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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