Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
if only i could text you this smell
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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