Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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