Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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