i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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