apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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