So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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