some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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