Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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