You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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