See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i out mim tonsoeep
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