I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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