Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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