We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We had to coat check the pizza.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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