That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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