Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
this is an emotional support booty call
So vagazzling was a success
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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