I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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