I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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