I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
