i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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