So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.