There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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