she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Your dad touched me again.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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