I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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