We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
