this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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