wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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