I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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