Small penises have feelings too.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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