So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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