I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
