even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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