There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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