I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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