K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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