Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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