It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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