Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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