jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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