it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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