She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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