Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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