Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it was like eating out sand paper
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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