Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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