I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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