We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I don't think brook has ever known best
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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