I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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