do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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