operation have a gay friend backfired
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
the night ended with taco bell and tears
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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