I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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