My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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