return my video game
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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