k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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